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Saturday, May 9th, 2009
10:58 am
www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347/ref=sr_1_1


How bad ass is that?


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Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009
2:36 pm
last night I had the option of either playing WoW all night, or working on some crafting projects.
 6 stitches, 8 shots and 1 blood-spattered kitchen floor later, I am thinking World of Warcraft might have been the better choice...

current mood: sore

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Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
9:59 pm
Awwww......this politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/04/21/judge-vetoes-blagojevichs-reality-tv-plan/ makes me really sad.

Why? Because Rod Blagojevich is my celebrity crush. I cant explain it, he just is.




current mood: apathetic

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Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
12:28 pm - 100 truths, cuz I am so bored
For Charlie's sakeCollapse )

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Saturday, February 14th, 2009
12:13 am
Aaahh! Alexander McQueen, Blythe and Target all in one! Talk about a fantasy threesome!
 Must get a job at Target so I can take the posters.






current mood: chipper

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Thursday, January 29th, 2009
2:05 pm
Dear Mr. UPS Man,
 You are making today the longest day of my life.
 Thanks.
Polly

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Friday, January 9th, 2009
3:32 pm
WoW would be down the day I get off early. I had some serious questing to do.

current mood: aggravated

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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
11:13 pm - HA!
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current mood: cheerful

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Thursday, November 27th, 2008
10:22 pm
I wish my special man friend would come home now.

current mood: cold

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Thursday, October 30th, 2008
10:47 am
The only purpose of this post? To use my sweet ass new userpic. Also, I heart Barack Obama, and sweet snoring boyfriends.

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Wednesday, October 8th, 2008
3:08 pm - So, how have I missed this?




current mood: amused

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Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
11:56 pm
My new solution to bad bad nights at work? Spending all my money and getting completely hammered on World of Warcraft. I am telling you riverpaw runts are no joke when you have drunk 7 bottles of wine and a couple of jugs of bourbon, even with a minion.

current mood: dorky

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Friday, August 29th, 2008
3:16 pm
Its been one day and already Sarah Palin has given me a headache.

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Thursday, August 14th, 2008
9:56 pm
Ok, I have to confess. I have become completely addicted to World of Warcraft. I know, I know, ultimate dorkiness. My mom turned me on to it, yes, my mom in fact my whole family plays. I am currently housesitting for them, they are in Chicago for my brothers graduation from basic, and there was nothing else to do in Enterprise. So, I have been playing, alot, and its fun, and I am quite attached to my two personas. So, go ahead and laugh, I did the same thing too.
 Also, Michael is off for the next four days, I really hope when I come home he isnt passed out in the yard with no pants on in some kind of Snickers induced trance with pork rind bags and Natural light cans around him.

current mood: dorky

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Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
10:00 pm
Here's an idea. Dont watch The Way We Were when you are really PMS'y your friend just had a baby, and you are loath to go back to the soup and salad harpies. 

current mood: sad

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Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008
7:45 am - Vaca
So I guess today we are officially on vacation. whoop! I have been off work since Monday, Michael since Saturday, but since we are actually leaving town today, it is the real vacation, as opposed to two days off of running errands and almost killing each other.
 I woke up about 645, like a dork. I have a few things that need doing, like packing, cleaning, showering, writing notes for the dog sitter (my sister), printing out maps, picking up the car, painting toenails....But I am at least waiting till the Golden Girls comes on lifetime to be productive.
 I still havent decided what a fashionable girl wears to a Nascar race, you know something comfortable enough that sitting in the heat for four hours after consuming alot of alcohol wont kill me, but cute enough to stand out so her favorite driver will notice her and say to hisself "I would so bone that broad"  Dilemma

current mood: awake

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Monday, June 23rd, 2008
9:01 pm
So probably only in the state of Alabama will you hear the phrase "When I met my husband he was sooooo cool, he was just like Jesus... you know with hair down to his knees"
 
I go on vacation a week from today. Boyfriend starts on Saturday, lucky man. So, Jacksonville at some point next week for a few days of beach, trashy novels, much alcohol consumption, and exchanging of bodily fluids.
Then the race in Daytona on Sunday, then back to Dothan after a much needed recharge, where I am sure life will be much smoother, brighter and I wont be so cranky. (that was me thinking positive)

 I am going to cook some sausage and toast now.

current mood: hot

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Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
10:18 pm
So my brother joins the Navy officially tomorrow morning. They whisked him away to Montgomery this afternoon. His last day as Basil Beauxzoe and tomorrow he will be a Seaman tomorrow. Ha! my brother is a seaman.
I told him if he falls off the ship to immediately take his pants off and blow them full of air, so they can act as a buoy. That seemed to be the only sensible piece of advice I could think of, that and always tip your server, and dont knock any girls up.
He will be fine I am sure, it will be good for him. Anything is better than Auburn.

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Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008
10:01 pm
Barack Obama gives me goosebumps.

current mood: hopeful

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Saturday, May 17th, 2008
3:42 pm

"Until one is committed there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative and creation there is one elementary truth, the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves, too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would otherwise never have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one’s favor all manner of unforseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no one could have dreamt would have come their way."

Sir William Murray



current mood: thoughtful

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